Comments on: Free Slurpee on 7/11

By: Watch TV

Watch TV — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:17:45 +0000

lol free slurpies but how if your 7/11 doesn’t it give it for free..where’s the coupon?

By: Tommy

Tommy — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:38:35 +0000

I just went to 7-11 and they ran out of free cups! My 2nd time going today and I got the regular small cup that they have for free! lol

By: Mikey

Mikey — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:45:48 +0000

Don’t get the free slurpee. I went there and got one and it was in the smallest cup imaginable. Its like 2 sips and its gone.

By: tarlog

tarlog — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:26:54 +0000

We have a special place for slurpees in our family…When I was pregnant with my son in arizona in the summer I drank many of these to stay cool and when he was born he weighed 7lbs 11ounces…magic? you decide…

By: Slurpme

Slurpme — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:19:33 +0000

Free Slurpmes guyz SLURPME OLOLOLO

By: freakengine

freakengine — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:15:41 +0000

At my local 7-11, the @#*!# coke slurpees are always offline. Always. For my money, the cola varieties are the only ones worth having. Seems I may never have one again, tho.

By: J-Dub

J-Dub — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:13:46 +0000

WTF, they’re giving away something the size of a dixie cup? They can go to hell. That’s like promoting pizza and giving out a mini-square that won’t even fit a piece of pepperoni on it.

For shame.

By: oza

oza — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 14:57:20 +0000

About eight years ago they changed the formula for Slurpees and I went from four a week to two a year. That was a painfully disappointing time of my life.

By: jay

jay — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 23:01:10 +0000

the truth will set you free…..
you don’t really have a job do you?
funny review though.
“gully washer” is the best southland corp could come up with?

jeeeez

happpppy brain freeze!

By: Why We Type

Why We Type — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 22:34:03 +0000

Okay. It’s not even fifteen minutes later, and I’m back. (YES I have a job, I just don’t want to do it…)

So I get to my local 7-11, which is empty, save for the crowd of ninth-grade girls sipping Slurpees and critiquing them.

The free Slurpee is a tiny blue Dixie cup with “FREE SLURPEE” written on it, for which there is no lid. I have to search and search to find where the girls got their blue Dixie cups, and after squinting around the cash register, pretending I’m doing something more adult-like, I eventually find one last blue cup tipped over on it’s side, which I have to look into to make sure it’s not somebody’s trash.

I tried one of the new flavors they were promoting, with the appetizing name of “Gully Washer” and found it a refreshing, sparkling, frozen grape juice.

Then I felt like such a dope standing there, I bought a frozen Coke and came home. My wife laughed so hard when I told her all this, I thought instead of going back to work, I’d embarrass myself further by posting it.